Kosciuch (also spelled Ko艣ciuch)
If you're an english linguist, please read my family name as ko蕣/:蕛t蕛uh/. If you're an english non-linguist, please read my family name as Kosh-chooh (most people forget to read the h at the end). If you're polish, please read my name as it is spelled.
My last name is polish and sounds most similar to "church" and "bones-ear", however, I'm atheist and I don't think i have particularly boney ears.